(via filipino-dashie)
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Source: copyranter
but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:
Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
(via askkosoru)
Source: nutmuffin00
Source: thecolourfred
can we just take a moment to appreciate everything about this show
(via unknowvoice)
Source: plyingfenguin
happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
Oh look there’s math to prove it too
(via unknowvoice)
Source: dareyounottolaugh
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
OMG IT’S BACK
(via alpha-dialga)
Source: secretsbest
Source: iraffiruse
Source: slutformisha
THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
(via alpha-dialga)
Source: nekosey
Welp we’ve gone through our auditions, and among them, we’ve finally decided on our Rainbow Dash voice actress. Introducing…
It’s pretty romantic so bare with me.
“I’ve loved you forever, in lifetimes before....
