disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

Who hasn’t?

(via derpy-dash)

Source: disnerd

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via luckbethelady)

Source: shouldertappingghosts

breezeful: witchyroses: dreamingofastronauts: a-lonely-stoner: We’re not learning, we’re being trained. For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class. That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do. Perfectly explained though - at first I took this as a joke but when you truly bury your mind into this post you do end up realising that we ARE in fact being trained
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breezeful:

witchyroses:

dreamingofastronauts:

a-lonely-stoner:

We’re not learning, we’re being trained.

For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class.

That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do.

Perfectly explained though - at first I took this as a joke but when you truly bury your mind into this post you do end up realising that we ARE in fact being trained

(via derpy-dash)

Source: chickenshit